The Roommate Suite

from A Life in the City: Original Cast Recording by A Life in the City

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*Dialogue

MIKE:
The audacity, the ass-ity, of my new roommate Bradley.
He says to me that I can't see what obviously I see.

Well maybe there's a metaphor
that says I'm better for,
living with the bad, Brad.
Or maybe there's a simile
comparing him and me,
'cuz it sure smells like as.

Maybe I'm dramatic, or just thin of skin.
Tell me who's erratic. Let me let you in.
See for yourself.

BRAD:
I'm a pretty sweaty guy, but now I've got a plan, 'cuz I'm the man.
I've been killin' lots of zombies and it makes my pits go dripsy drips.
Gonna take a towel and I'm go and dry them off.
Don't know where this thing came from, but it's nice and soft.

MIKE:
Why is my towel wet? I haven't used it yet.
Smells like sweaty cigarettes. My roommate's an idiot.

Didn't your mom ever tell you to put down the seat?
The bathroom's near the kitchen and poop particles fly into what we eat.

BRAD:
Didn't your mom ever tell you "Brad here's some onion rings,
I hope that you enjoy them...you should get a driver's license".

MIKE:
I wish that I could stay here, but the gym's calling my name.
You look pretty busy, I'll leave you to your video-

*Dialogue

MIKE:
You sweaty, smelly, schmuck.
I can't believe my luck.

MIKE & BRAD:
I think you really suck.
I can't believe I'm stuck with you.

*Dialogue

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from A Life in the City: Original Cast Recording, released October 23, 2014

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A Life in the City is a musical by Nick Jester. It premiered on August 9th 2012.

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